The Jeff Gannon Experience

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

I Had A Lovely Experience At The Dentist Today

I'm a sucker for laughing gas. Always have been.

Effin' "A" that was a lovely experience.

Worst Experience Ever

I sat on a friggin thumb tack today. It was the effin' worst shit ever, I swear.

I had just returned to my Cube from lunch and put my ass right down on that thing. Facing up into my ass. OUCH!

Definitely the worst experience ever.

I Had A Shitty Experience At The Grocery Store Today

Some dumb eff-you-cee-kay-WAD tried to jump in front of me at the checkout line today. His excuse was that he only had 1 item and I had over 200 so he should be able to go. Eff that. That doesn't matter. What if he decided to buy lottery tickets or asked for cigarettes behind the glass. That takes just as long as ringing up my shit. Besides, 135 of the items were the same thing. (Bags of beef jerkey.) All the cashier had to do was punch in the number 135 and then scan only ONE of the packages.

Now that was a shitty experience.